Re:Zero IN 8 MINUTES (2023)


Hey look it's that abridged thing I tried to do monthly but completely failed. Today you get all of Re:Zero in a shiny 8 minute little package.
Anime in Minutes Playlist:


OyobiWSTH: Subaru
Naomified: Rem
Sydsnap: Emilia, Betty, Elsa
MinaMinaVA: Ram, Priscilla, Felt
RedAsATomato: Felix, Crusch
Gigguk: Julius, Extra Voices
Viewtiful Valentine: Extra Voices
Sebastian Todd: Extra Voices
TheGreatKaitsu: Extra Voices

Edited by: Bakashift/Gigguk

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(Looks like this is just another boring day for Natsuki Subaru.) (Nothing ever exciting happens.) Oh.

My GOD! I just got transported to a fantasy world, and I'm.

Not even gonna question it!, This is AMAZING! I'm gonna have the greatest time EVER!, EVER!, ever!, ever!, Oh, my god, they have Irishmen here!, BUY, THIS, FUCKING, APPLE., Oh.

My god, they have naked furries, here! Oh.

My god, they have generic thugs about to beat me up here! Give us.

Your FUCKING money., FUCK., :(, Main, love interest, incoming~! Hi, I'm, Emili- I'm in love with you., Uhhhh..., what?, We, literally just met 5 minutes.



You be my waifu? What.

The hell is a waif- (shush) It's already, done.

I'm, looking for my insignia.

I think I saw it here---.

Oh, GOD, I'm, DEAD., BUY, THIS, FUCKING, APPLE., Did, I, just not die.

When I got killed?, That's, strange..

I've, never met you before, but I feel I have.


You ever get that feeling of déjà vu?, Shut, up, Tracer., OH, GOD, I'm, DEAD., BUY, THIS, FUCKING, APPLE., Okay, I, keep dying and waking up in front of THIS guy.

So that means..

[yeeesss...] that I have the ability to...

[YEEESSS...], *GASP*, *GROANS*, NOPE., Still, can't figure.

It out.

[Oh for fuck's.

Sak- You can return to a VERY specific point in time.

Every TIME, YOU, DIE.], *GASP* I can return to a very specific point in time.

Every time I die!, Thanks, Mr., Save, Point, Guy!, Actually.

My name- Mr., Save, Point, Guy!, I'll trade.

You the insignia for this phone~.


The hell uses flip phones, anymore? Shut.

The FUCK up.

You can have the insignia over my dead sexy.

Body! She, IS, pretty sexy.

Y'know..., SHUT, UP, boner, now's, NOT, the time! Well, it's.

A good thing.

I've got a swordsman! *explosion* You said, you were a swordsman, not a suicide.

Bomber! What's.

The difference? Mark.

My words, you'll definitely see me, again!, And we'll never see her again!, -_- We're twins who everyone thought were lesbians at first.

Yes, we're.

So in sync..., we can even finish each other's--- banana., Dammit, Rem., So, what's.

The real difference between the two of you? Nobody really gives a shit about me.

Let me, be your butler! Please, please PLEASSSE??? You can.

If you take a bath with the creepy, looking pale guy who owns this mansion., HeeHEE~~., (anime, MJ), NO, DEAL!, Well.

This doesn't seem so bad.

I can get used to being a butler--- OH, GOD, WHY, ARE, YOU, KILLING, ME?!?, 'cuz, YOU, SMELL, LIKE, SHIT., IS, THAT, REALLY, A, REASON, TO, KILL, SOMEONE??, *GASP*, *obnoxious sound.

When shit goes down in this series* Are, you okay? You.

Look like you've seen a ghost.

OR, a fucking psychopath apparently.


You ever get that feeling of déjà vu?, (--jà, vu?), (mind gets that feeling of deja vu cause calvary's here), NO..

I never get that FUCKING feeling of déjà, vu., But, you're, acting like--- NEVER.

There's, a curse.

And we need to find the source.


This affect Emilia? Look.

You need to calm down with this Emilia obsession.

If I said, Emilia told you to jump off a cliff, would you--- (Emilias off the cliff) I found the curse! It was...

It was the dog all along! I-I don't, get it either.


Mhmm?, Smash., REM..., SMASH., (maniacal, laugh), So, we're, cool, now, yeah?, ARE, YOU, KIDDING, ME?, Y-You killed me.

Multiple times..., like, pretty fucking horribly!.


Don't, just FORGET.


But, I want your dick now! Yeah.

We cool.

Subaru, I'm about to go to a REALLY big event, full of VERY important, people., Got, it., Really, big, event., Important, people., YES., So, whatever you do, DON't come inside and do anything you can to NOT embarrass me, got it?, Got, it., Whatever, I, do, come inside and do anything I can to embarrass you.

((He's somewhat right, btw)), What?, That's, the COMPLETE opposite of what I sai--- (echoes), Hey, hey, hey, FUCKFACES., WHICH, ONE, OF, YOU, COCKSUCKERS, HAS, BEEN, SHIT, TALKIN', MY, WAIFU, EMILIA?, (Oh for fuck's.

Sake!), SILENCE., Royal, candidates, introduce yourselves.

I'm, the cute one~.


The cool one.

I'm hot as shit, but I'm also a massive CUNT!, I don't, even know what I'm doing here.

I don't like Emilia., How DARE.

You not like Emilia.

You fuzzy, blue, eyebrowed, FUCK.


Did he just say about my eyebrows? Look,? If you all don't understand the greatness that is Emilia, (STOP.) You can just stand there and listen to My Top.

100, Reasons Why Emilia is A.



(Stahp.) #100: She has white hair! (I swear to God.

Once this ends I'm gonna FUCKING KILL, HIM.), Emilia, Emilia, Emilia., If, you're.

So bloody obsessed with her...

Why don't you just marry her already? Maybe, I WILL.

I did not agree to that! Yes.

You did.

Enough of this farce! You're, blatantly, White, Knighting.

This girl in front of LITERALLY, HUNDREDS, OF, WHITE, KNIGHTS., Oh, yeah?, Well...

Your FACE is a white knight.



You gonna do? Take me outside and teach me a less--- OW, OW, OW, OW, OW., Yeah.

You totally deserve that.

You stupid asshole.

(I've had enough of this.) (I need to tell her about my power.

Even if it costs me, my life, SO, BE, IT!), (At least for a second, she'll know, my pain!) Emilia! I can return by de--- *STRANGLED, NOISES*, Ahhm, uhhm?, Are.

You okay? I can return to daAHAHAHAA!! You want to return to Denny's? You, um, you're, hungry?, You want Denny's? I can return to-.



Wanna go now? You wanna.

You wanna get something to eat real quick???, *JOKER, LAUGH*, WHAT?, I'm, just trying to HELP you! You're being SUBARUDE, right? Now!.

Hey, I-I, can..., thisisa-a--- *incoherent, mumbling*, Are.

You mocking me?! Is that it? You think I'm, STUPID!?!, *incoherent, mumbling, continues*, FINE., If.

You wanna be such a massive DICK about it.

I'll, JUST, LEAVE., *slam, jam*, Fuck.

My life.


You don't want Emilia.

You can always have me~.

Well, hey!, I, didn't know, the knights had hot cat.

Girls, too!, Actually, I'm, a boy~! No, you're, fucking not., No, really, I'm, a--- I, SAID, NO, YOU're, FUCKING.


So is the plot gonna kick in anytime soon? Does suffering.

Count as plot? No?.

Too, bad!, *baby, wailing*, *GASP* I just had a horrible.

Dream! I was suffering.

And there was a crazy guy who made Rem play twister, ;~;.

And then a whale ate Rem!.

Oh, God, Rem., Why.

Do you keep doing this to REM??? Uh, who's, Rem?, ((Dammit, not again)) Are.

You fucking serious? Are.

We really doing this right? No---.

♪, ♫, "Don't, youuuu, forget about meee".

♫, ♪ Please, tell me it can't get any worse.


Worry, I'm sure it can't get any wors- EHUAHUARGH, OH, GOD, WHY, ARE, YOU, DOING, THIS, TO, ME?!?, Cheer, up, Subaru!, Lemme, make one of the most heartfelt speeches in recent anime to make you feel better, cementing me as Best Girl! Wow, I'm, all BETTER now!, Also, I, love, you!, Fuck, you!, I, love, Emilia!, *giggling and laughing*.

What!, YOU, MOTHERFUCKER, I'll, KILL, YOU., Also, I, love, you!, I, love.

You too!, Really?, No!, *not when I shift into maximum triggerdrive* Look.

How about we lighten up the mood with, uh, a joke? You have jokes in this fantasy, world, right?, Sure!, Knock, knock!, Who's, there?, I, love..., I, love.



What is even so great about her?? What does she have that I? Don't? She can smile.

AND?, S-she...can, smile.

I'm, not even mad.


I should just be with someone who's, not as dickless as you are.

Like, who?, LIKE, FELIX., ((get, rekt, Suffaru)), *incoherent, sobbing*, (Wonder.

What I should have for dinner tonight...) Also, I, lo--- NO., NO, MORE, OKAY?, But, I need to tell y--- Look, whatever you want to tell me, I promise to listen AFTER.

You help me.


It, wait after that?, Fine..., Thank, God!, I.

Do love Emilia, though., *CASTRATED*, Look, I, just need your help taking down a whale.

Give me.

One reason why I should help you.

If you agree, you can be Best, Girl!, DEAL!, (Hahaaaa!, Had.

My fingers crossed the entire time!) Now, let's, kick some motherfucking whale ass! This season on "Whale, Wars"..., FUCK, YOU, WHALE., (repeat ad, naseum) Whale, Wars., We.

Finally, did it! And.

I couldn't have done it without your help, uhh...uhhh.

It's, Rem., Rem!, Yeah!, I knew that!, You, forgot, didn't, you?, Look, I'm gonna go kill Betelgeuse now.

So why don't you disappear for the rest of the season? Alright,? Just please don't.

Forget me--- I, don't, remember anything that just happened, but let's kill Betelgeuse!!, I'm, Betelgeuse., No, I'm, Betelgeuse!, No, I'm, Betelgeuse!, Wait., FUUUUUUUCKAGHUAHA, And, just when we thought the suffering was over..., Don't worry...

The last respawn point shouldn't be too far away...! (fuck.

You Bill Gates), ffff, fffffff, FFFFFF, FFFFFFFFU- Nya~!, Welcome, back!, I'm, still a boy by the way~.

Stop..., Stop...Fucking..., Stop...Fucking...REMINDING, ME.


What exactly is the plan now? Alright, I just need to rip off an attack from another anime.

Spirit..., Gun!, Dude., Not, cool, man., Don't, worry, Emilia!, I'll, save you!.


On!, Why?, WHY?.


Are you doing this? All for ME?! I don't, get it! I.

Heard Rem is head over heels in love with you! She'd do ANYTHING for you! So.

Why are you going so far just for ME?! ((Because? You touch yourself at night.)) Who's, Rem? Who.

Do you think is the biggest dickhead in the world? Don't, even think about it, just say, it., Ready?, 1..., 2..., 3..., You., WHAT? Did.

We just become best friends? YEP.


Why is Re:Zero taking so long? ›

The staff was exhausted after the first run of the series came to an end. As Tanaka explained, Re:Zero wasn't quite seen as the hit series it is today, "It's a story that no one thought would be a big enough hit to make a sequel, aside from the people working directly on it...

Is Re:Zero a dark anime? ›

Re:Zero – Starting Life in Another World, is a dark fantasy, psychological thriller that began airing in 2016. The story is based on a light novel first published in 2012.

How long is an episode of Re:Zero? ›

There is no standard length for each episode and the runtime is varying from 24 to 30 minutes.

Is Re:Zero almost done? ›

The author took to social media to tease a happy ending for Subaru and company.

What is the most disturbing scene in Re:Zero? ›

Of course, the infamous rabbit scene. That scene makes me trembled, no joke. This is the description from the novel, “Simultaneously feeling the bites of feeding teeth over all of his body, now, through the tactile and unmistakable pain, Subaru understood that he was being devoured by threats numbering in the hundreds.

How much time passed in Re:Zero? ›

3 years and 6 months BA.

Does Re:Zero have inappropriate content? ›

There is absolutely NO NUDITY at all. The language is minimal. There are just a few curse words in some of the action sequences.

What age range is Re:Zero? ›

Product information
Publisher‎Yen On (July 19, 2016)
Reading age13 years and up
Grade level‎8 and up
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Is Subaru actually pride? ›

Subaru is the witch representative of pride. He has a more special connection to her than other representatives. Subaru gains some special powers too late in the show.

Is Re:Zero getting a season 3? ›

Great news for all you anime fans out there - Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World - Season 3 has been officially announced! If you've already watched the first two seasons, you know that this series is full of excitement, adventure, and unforgettable characters.

Will Re:Zero have 11 arcs? ›

Arc 11 is the currently unnamed eleventh arc of Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu. It is preceded by Arc 10 and followed by Arc 12. It presently has yet to be released.

Does Rem ever wake up? ›

At the end of Arc 6, she finally woke up from her slumber following Lye's death, but now suffers amnesia due to not having yet regained her memories.

Does Re:Zero have a happy ending? ›

He wrote “When asked about whether Subaru and Emilia would end up being married to each other, the author told the asker to rest assured, that Re: Zero would have a happy ending. “

Who is the weakest witch in Re:Zero? ›

Perhaps the least calamitous Witches were Echidna and Sekhmet, as Echidna spent her days satisfying her Greed, learning new things and acting as an all-knowing encyclopedia for people all around the world, Sekhmet spent her days in languid Sloth, not moving a muscle and not causing any disasters despite her being the ...

Why is Re:Zero so popular? ›

The storytelling in this anime is just divine. The characters, the visuals, the soundtrack, they are just perfect. Highly recommend this anime- although there isn't as much fighting/action scenes compared to other animes, the main selling point is the story telling, and it has done well.

How old is Emilia in Re:Zero? ›

Because of complications in her past, Subaru estimates her exact age to be 114 (115 at arc 5+), but physically 18 (19 at arc 5+) and emotionally around 14 (15 at arc 5+).

How many times has Subaru died in Re:Zero? ›

All told, Natsuki Subaru has died 17 (!) times throughout both seasons of Re:Zero.

How old is felix in Re:Zero? ›

The nine year old Felix was finally discovered by Crusch, who freed him and brought him into the light for the first time in his life.

Can a 10 year old watch Re:Zero? ›

No, it certainly is not ok for a 10 year old. Don't let the bright colours and the adorable looking kids fool you. It can be a pretty dark series.

Can an 11 year old watch Resident Evil? ›

Parents need to know that Resident Evil has extremely gross and graphic violence, with many disgusting deaths and truly icky monsters. Characters are in extreme peril and most of them are killed. There is very strong language and a brief sexual situation with nudity.

Can I skip Re:Zero movie? ›

If you plan to watch season 2, watching the last episode of the director's cut (the after credit scene), as well as the OVA and movie are very necessary as they make a direct nod to what will happen in season two.

Who had the largest harem in anime? ›

1 Machio Hiraku – Farming Life In Another World, Harem Count: Every Female in the Village (Across All Species)

Is Re:Zero a love story? ›

Yes it does. I haven't watched many romance, but it was decent in my opinion. It shows pretty realistically that human love is a very complex matter.

What is the world first harem anime? ›

The first anime or manga to have all the elements of the harem genre is Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki (OVA anime: 1992). It has multiple female characters pursuing the same male lead, a constant presence in his life, in this case living with him in the same house.

Did Rem get pregnant? ›

A few months later, Rem learns she is pregnant with Subaru's child, making them extremely happy. The following year, she gives birth to her son Rigel. Six years later, she is pregnant with a second child, her daughter Spica.

Who is Rem love interest? ›

After Subaru saves her from the mabeasts of Elior Forest, becoming her "hero", Rem discards her suspicions and falls deeply in love with him, and even when he turns her down in favor of Emilia, she still becomes one of his most loyal followers.

Who does Rem have a crush on? ›

After initially starting out on a bad foot, Rem eventually comes to fall for Subaru after he ends up emotionally and physically saving her during the events of the second arc, where afterwards she began devoting herself to him.

How old is Elsa Re:Zero? ›

Elsa's birthday was April 29 and she was 23 years old at the time of her death.

How old are the twins in Re:Zero? ›

In that episode, her age is 17, the same as her twin sister Rem. However, unlike many anime characters whose ages remain constant, the twins' ages are shown to increase with the passage of time within the anime's universe. In the first and second arcs, Ram is 17 years old.

How old is Betty in Re:Zero? ›

Despite taking the form of an 11-year-old girl, Beatrice is actually an artificial spirit that was created by the Witch of Greed more than 400 years ago. For centuries, she served as the caretaker of the Forbidden Library at Roswaal's Mansion, but left at the end of the fourth arc after agreeing a contract with Subaru.

Does Subaru support LGBT? ›

To learn more about all that Subaru of America does to ensure workplace equality and to serve the LGBTQ community, please visit

Why did Subaru's hair turn white? ›

Subaru's hair turned white due to the stress and shock of experiencing Beatrice's Book of the Dead. His loss of vision in his left eye occurred after he hit his head on the Tower's walls.

Why are Subaru's so loved? ›

Many Subaru owners chose their cars for their safety features. All Subaru models consistently get high ratings from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety (IIHS). Many owners share first-hand experiences of how their Subarus exceeded their expectations when experiencing an accident.

Will Subaru get stronger? ›

Subaru will get more abilities/buffs in the future because they cant leave him defenseless forever. I don't think that his magic will improve much (as there's 3 power systems) but he will probably rely of having multiple (fractional) WF's and using them in appropriate ways for various situations.

Who does Emilia end up with Re:Zero? ›

Puck. Puck is Emilia's loyal partner and surrogate father. According to their contract, even if Puck's mana is too low, he will do his job in order to protect her until his death.

How old is Liliana Re:Zero? ›

Liliana Masquerade
Hair ColorYellow
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Is Re:Zero season 3 in production? ›

With Kadokawa having announced Re:Zero season 3 to be in production during AnimeJapan 2023, fans of the franchise have been looking forward to any additional news regarding the anime.

Is Re:Zero season 3 happening? ›

The anime will return with a new season after nearly two years. Kadokawa has announced during the AnimeJapan 2023 event that Re: Zero - Starting Life In Another World - anime will be returning for a third season.

How old is Ren in Re:Zero? ›

At the beginning of the story, Rem is described as a 17-year-old girl, the younger sister of the twin maids and works at Roswaal L. Mathers' mansion. Her birthday is on February 2 and is 5 feet and a half tall. Rem's race is later revealed to be a demi-human as she's partly an Oni.

How old is Subaru in Re:Zero? ›

The main protagonist of the series, Subaru is a 17-year-old NEET who suddenly finds himself transported to another world on his way home from the convenience store.

Where can I watch Re:Zero 2023? ›

Re:ZERO -Starting Life in Another World- | Watch on Funimation.

Who does Subaru end up with? ›

Subaru even agreed to take Rem as her second wife, but only if Emilia would allow it. In the fourth arc, he admitted to Emilia that both her and Rem are very precious to him, though Emilia still remains first for him.

How many arcs will Re:Zero have? ›

The web novel is currently treated as a way for the author to release drafts of the light novel online. As such, everything is documented in the web novels but not yet printed in the light novels are currently considered non canon. The series is currently split into six Arcs with the sixth as of yet incomplete.

Who is the villain in Re:Zero season 3? ›

Satella, also known as the Witch of Envy, Queen of the Castle of Shadows, the Jealous Witch, and simply as the Witch, is the main antagonist of the 2014 Japanese dark fantasy light novel series Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World, as well as its anime television series & manga adaptations of the same name.

What arc will season 3 of Re:Zero be? ›

Re:Zero Season 3 will cover Arc 5 from the light novels

Season 3 of the anime will adapt the light novels' Arc 5, Stars that Engrave History, and some parts of Arc 6, The Corridor of Memories.

Who is the villain in Re:Zero? ›

Echidna, also known as the Witch of Greed, Echidna of Greed and later primarily as Omega, is a major antagonist in the 2014 Japanese dark fantasy light novel series Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World, as well as its 2016 anime television series & 2014 manga adaptations of the same name.

Who is best girl in Re:Zero? ›

Rem ended up not only surpassing her sister in popularity, but even the Re:Zero's main female protagonist, Emilia.

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